As Fake Klosterman looks on, Arizona's Mark Reynolds(notes) tells teammate Stephen Drew(notes) that while he can handle all his own strikeouts, he can't handle being a member of a fifth-place squad. Considering that, he and his 41 home runs are leaving the Snakes and joining the fans in San Diego, who at least have a fourth-place squad to follow.
So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world. How should this caption read?
Follow the jump for winners from last Friday's C-a-C featuring some topless action:
1st — fairlandmp. "Everyone laughed when Jermaine Dye(notes) grew a turtle shell, but it got him out of talking to A.J. Pierzynski(notes). Who's laughing now?"
2nd — Allen. "Ozzie Guillen warned in his last tirade that heads would roll. Jermaine never thought it would be a literal statement."
3rd — NorCalJohn. "If anyone else calls me Lance Bass, they're next!"
HM — Greg M. "Well, that's one way to avoid wearing the new S100 helmet."
