Skeets: HA-HA!
[Marcin Gortat(notes) pulls his car over and gets out.]
Gortat: Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?
Skeets: Yes.
Gortat: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. [Points to his customized Gortat-mobile.] This was the largest auto I could afford, not counting my supercharged BMW M5. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?
Skeets: I guess so.
Gortat: [clears his throat] Would you like it if others laughed at your misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out!
[Gortat pulls down Skeets' skinny jeans and commands him to walk down the street in his Raptors' underwear.]
Gortat: Now march!
[Gortat honks his car horn while driving behind Skeets.]
Gortat: Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that blogger who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!
You: HA-HA!
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!
Cheers, Alex.
